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Name: Clive(Kuh-Lyve)
Gender: Male
Interests: WEIGHTS!!!!!! *ITG or DDR*, food that's not junk, FRIENDS, GIRLS!!!! Video games, CALCULUS, art, break dancing, traveling, and some more stuff...oh, and of course, homework, haha, SIKE!!!!!
Expertise: spacing OUT
Occupation: being a LAME
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
2/15/2007
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| So...I've bin living for 20 years, six months, and 19 days. It feels great. I feel like I've made "some" progress in the development of making Clive successful and epic. A lot of things in my life contributed to that project, but one VERY unexpected opportunity came up and I think it changed my life...forever....
Well...I'm a college student write now. I'm a PROUD VIRGIN BEFORE MARRIAGE!! I'm single; I've bin single for 3 years. I really could care less about girls right now since all they do is break my heart, use me, or cheat on me...well...there is ONE that I've always considered...for the past year and a half. I WANT to at least tell her how I feel about her, but I think she won't notice me because she's accomplished too much and garnered SO much fame....oh well...
But ANYWAYS, in my college life, I thought I wanted to major in Medical Microbiology and Immunology and minor in Kinesiology, but it seems that that is not the case anymore. The reason for this: the classes are SSSOO hard and SSSOO BORING!!! Geez, I think I'm ready to pound a microscope with a hammer!! It is the STIMULUS that triggers my nervous system...reaching threshold quicker than a bee sting does. Now, I DON'T know what I want to do in life. I don't know what kind of degree in whatever field I want to graduate for. It scares me...and it frustrates me. It even makes me anrgy sometimes. Well...right now, I'm going to stay pursuing Kinesiology to become an athletic injury trainer. But I don't know...I'm not gonna lie, I have an interest with the female genitalia and reproductive system, especially if the female owner is beautiful and adorable. Hmmmm...with that in mind, I used to consider being a gynocologist, but that idea shut down when I found out that I am unable to control which patron I will check up and help. With that in mind, I don't know what I want to excel in when it comes to college academics.
Well...I also have a thing for art. I AM a VERY crafty person; you should see my EPIC Jack Skelington, Spartan from 300, Prince of Persia, and many more costumes that I've made MYSELF for cosplay purposes. They will make you think that I should go into costume designing. This also crossed my mind...
In addition, I am into working out and staying fit. I am an abnormal health freak. Is that a paradox or oxymoron? Either way, I like being in shape and having a well defined body. I take a LOT of pride in my eight pack abdomen and my very muscular and toned physique, although I think I have yet to get more muscular body. I like to help others in staying fit. Matter of fact, I think 90% of the people I talk to ask me if I ever considered being a trainer. Whenever me and my friends work out, I feel significant when I give them advice and tips on how to eat and how to work out. With all this written, I've also considered majoring in physical fitness to become a fitness trainer.
Well...although I've bin frustrated in college when it comes to majoring and graduating, I actually found something that I 100% want to do in my life before I die. It has ALWAYS bin my dream to do this eversince my early teenage years. I haven't done anything before I was 19 because I was always discouraged, doubted, and deprived of an opportunity whenever I bring it up. This put me in depression for a LONG while until something unexpected happened...
I did NOT expect to garner AWESOME friends from an anime convention called Ohayocon that lit up my desire for the one sport I loved MOST: GYMNASTICS!!! They were the FIRST to encourage me and inspire me to excel in that sport; they told me that I was capable to being EPIC in it. They pretty much pulled me out of this LONG period of meloncholiness. And it gets even better...
Remember when I mentioned that "one" girl that I ACTUALLY considered to give my heart to in the begining of this webblog/note/journal/etc.? Well... almost seven months after Ohayocon, I got to see her in ACTION!! I did NOT expect her to be there twirling and spinning on uneven bars, soaring from the floor, and tumbling on a balance beam. Matter of fact, she got MEDALS after that. And on TOP of that, she was SSSOO MODEST about it. She even encouraged the OTHER competitors during the session. She did what I ALWAYS dreamed of: winning an olympic gold medal for gymnastics. It TRULY inspired me...and it lit the flame inside of me that almost waned completely!!!
She had a VERY determined state of mind...a HEART BIGGER than freaking Godzilla, and a VERY cool, happy, and modest personality. Now she's my idol...and possibly the ONLY girl that will get me to settle down when it comes to romance, LOL.
And not only did the flame of my desire for gymnastics grew, but now, I found a gymnastics gymnasium close to home that I can practice in. Also, the people there are SO welcoming, nice, and encouraging. It's like as if a miracle given to me from God just came about.
...This was TRULY unexpected; I get an opportunity to LIVE UP TO MY DREAM, the dream i've bin dreaming for YEARS to obtain!!!!!
Well...there are a LOT of things I'm unsure of doing in my life after college, but there is one thing I am 169% SURE I want to do: be in the olympics for gymnastics.
I will try to obtain it with ALL I got and ALL I can do...I will GIVE IT MY ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
I...Clive...am an ASIAN OLYMPIAN...and I don't give a F**K ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. If you ACTUALLY took the time to read this whole webblog/note/journal...then you probably know about 69% of what my life consists of recently, LOL.
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| ...the world of break dancing...never knew it would be so intense....... | | |
| Sooo, like, I know I did this already...but I'm doing it again. Well, I
made up some corny, calculus pick up lines!!! Here are some:
"Girl, you must own a huge region cuz in my world, you revolve around its axis!!!!"
"Hey baby, you make me wanna do calculus cuz I wanna that area between your two 'curves' "
"The limit as I approach you is INFINITE"
"Honey, how bout we makes a COUPLES series...and solve it by the INTERCOURSE, oh I mean, integral test"
"Hey beautiful, the limit as you approach me makes my mind oscilate"
"Hey
wonderful!! See, the taylor series is centered at a value of C, the
McClaurin series is centered at zero, but MY SERIES is centered at
you!!!!"
"I guess the function of (name of person, in this case, Clive) is a constant cuz it's CONSTANTLY approaching you!!"
"Hey
girl, ummm...how bout you let me be your ratio of the x and y values of
a unit circle.....cuz I wanna be TANGENT to your 'CURVES' "
"Girl, if you were an integral... I'd try integrating you by "parts"?!!"
"So...you must like finding the areas of cones...cuz you made me make one in my pants"
"Hey beautiful, in the function of my mind, you're the ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM!!!!"
"Girl, you make my heartbeat an alternating series...cuz you make it go up and down"
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| Oooo...Emmmm...Geee...my
special key...I WILL find you!! After ALL the T!MES we've bin through
together...after all the hott girls I showed you off to...after all the
doors and arcade games(DDR) we've broke into...after all the calc
problems we've done...after being my lucky charm...I WILL FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
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| OMG, I just got home
from Camp Hickory today...and it was AMAZING!!!!!!! IT's...an
experience to remember...*CRIES with tears of joy*...HONESTLY, it
changed me...it's scary...exciting...frustrating...and euphoric.
Man, there were LOTS of youth from many different foursquare churches
there; with that in mind, I made TONS of new friends!!!! OMG, the
HOLY spirit was MOVING in us. Together, we glorified the LORD with ALL of our heart and praise,
had fun, and LEARNED to become extrordinary heroes for the GOD of
Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob; we did this for a GOOD
WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WILL reach out to many others, letting them
know what God has in store for us...and it's A LOT....cuz God loves us,
saved us from hell, and forgave us, even though we ALWAYS disregard
him...NO slave of Satan will get in our way...cuz WE HAVE
CHRIST!!!!! check this out: "I can do ANYHING through
christ who strengthens me" (Philippians 4:13) So if you are that slave of Satan, then
unless you wanna join us, then you BETTER GET BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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